- peeta mellark: i'm single right now......
- me: i volunteer as tribute
don't you see how much easier it is to just choose me peeta......
- peeta: i love you i would do anything for you
- katniss: sorry peeta, but i love gale who has never offered me anything other than friendship in all of the years that we've known each other and have been in the wilderness together. though i do admire his superior hunting skills and his willingness to help me feed my family. i mean he looks so similar to me that he could BE my family. as a matter of fact, he might be since we're both from the seam. i will consistently ignore the fact that you have risked your life for me repeatedly and have continued to love me in public just to save my life even though i have rejected you in private and you know i will never love you in return. oh and ps i think i'll repay you by letting you get taken back to the capitol after the quarter quell to be tortured and god only knows what else
- peeta: i love you i would do anything for you
- me: let's go get married right now
- everyone: I AM SO EXCITED FOR SB12 WHOOOOO~~ GONNA GET WASTED YEA YEA YOI DESTIN, FL OH YEAAA!!!
- me: I AM SO EXCITED TO GO TO GEORGIA. I'M GOING TO THE BIGGEST AQUARIUM EVER, IT HAS A WHALE SHARK IN IT!!
